Where is the moon?

New to town

So hey there,

Recently moved from Orlando where  I had the nightlife all figured out but every night I step out in Tallahassee I am confronted with slurring hordes of women in stillettos and minidresses wandering back and forth between the waiting groups of horny men. Dancing? Who doesn’t love a good Lady Gaga or T-Pain to get the party nice and sexy.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Tallahassee and the campus, in fact I can’t get enough of it. But I am just wondering where do all the non-stiletto wearing girls go to meet interesting and moderately intelligent people? I like to have fun and party too, just not at places where everyone’s main objective is to blackout or get laid (although sex is great, too!)

Please help, I’m getting cabin fever!

Quote of the week overheard at Chili’s
 
Birthday Girl:  "Whats the best thing to eat before you blackout?"
Well Informed Friend: "Lots and Lots of CARBS. The last time I drank on an empty stomache…"

Stay Classy, Tallahassee!

Originally posted on Livejournal

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